(to the tune of "I Am Woman")
(opening bars, then:)


We're Bitsy's Whackers; watch us play.
We will beat those boys today!
We will kick their butts, and send them home in sha-a-a-ame!

Yes, we've practiced every day;
While the boys just want to play.
'Cause we know that this is more than just a game!

We'll make them cry;
And then we'll show them why!
We'll strike them out;
And, then we'll watch them pout!

If we have to, we will humiliate!
We are girls!
We are the best!!

We're the Whackerrrrrrs......!