Polly's song (to the tune of "I Feel Pretty")


I feels dizzy, oh so dizzy.
I feels dizzy and funny and wild
And I pity any kitty dat treat me like a child

I feels happie, oh so happie.
I feels happie and silly and drunk!
And I wondfur wat wuz in dat soda dat I drunk!

(chorus)
See da furrny gurl in dat mirra dere
Who dat silly gurl can bees?
Sech a silly face, sech a wobbly paws, sech a dizzy me!

I feels luffly, oh so luffly
I feels luffly and dizzy an dum.
Cuz I fink da punch wuz all full of da rum.