Susan....I'm gonna divide the cats into kind of four sections, like the kitties are; so, you can put the dialog between the sections, if you want to, or put it all on the bottom. Actually, if you can do it, I think it would be better to put the dialog in between the batches of kitties. Otherwise, it might be kind of long???
Ben (Bentley Marlowe?):
How's it going, Sampson?
Mewsss Ben, we gots lotsa cusfurmers; and, dat gud, cuz I donashuning all da proseeds to da Tomzrule Legal Defenses Fund. Ken I gets mew a nipzbeer? It on da howse fur all agents.
Wells, I is on offishul doodie; butt, I gesses a liddle one wuds bees okays.
Mew boyz betfur knot drinks too meny a doze nipzbeers cuz it make mew ack all sillie.
Mewsss Chrissy. It two lates fur worry abouts dat. I fink KeeKee giffing belching lessins to Sir Petey. MOL!
Oh, pooor Mimi. She muss bees sew empurrassed.
Boy O boy, duz I needs a nipzbeer. I haff beed warshin an wacksin my mofurcycel all mornin.
Wells, NP, mew haf comed to da rite purrlace. I isn't hasing any cuz I bees on offishul doodie. It a gud fing Mr. McTavish sended too ajentz to diz boof. Luk like da Ben alreddy gettin nipzed.
Dat Ben a gud ajent; but, he haff a nipzbeer purrblem MOL.
I shure glad I jess hear as a gest. I feels like hasing meny nipzbeers, todai.
Sam Da Man:
I haffed a buncha nipzbeers (hic) afore mew guyz gotted here. I is trying to furgets dat my furry own sisfur, da Delli, bees lawsooting all us tomz.
Mewsss Sam, it muss be ruff liffing wiff sew meny sisfurs, specially wen one bees a Cattorney At Law, like da Delli.
I heared dat KeeKee own sisfur lawsooting him fur defamating her karackter an steeling her turkeymeat.
Sam Da Man:
Deze is tuff tiems we liffs in. I fink I wills goze an heps mize gud buddie, KeeKee, giff da belchin lessins.
Likes dis, Sir Petey!
Oh mewsss KeeKee, I is affurd I wills neffur bees sew gud as mew is.
Wells, mebbe mew hasent haffed enuff nipzbeers jess yet. Goze an gets anufur one. Den drinks it furry fass, opens mewr mouf reel bigg an lett er rip.
I has one rite here. (guzzle, gobble, gulp)...Ok, I is ready!!.....buurrp. Hey, how wuz dat?
MOL Sir Petey. Mew jess keeps purrcticing. Mew'll get it. heeheemewmew.
Mew mew mew KeeKee, I wanna learns how to belches, too!
Mewsss Crickett, mew is jess a babie. Mew bearly jess ole enuff to learns how to drinks nipzbeers MOL. Waits till mew bees fife year ole, likes me.
Crickett, wat mew effun duing here? I is gonna tells meowmie on mew.
Yeah, Coltrane, duzn't dere bees no laws abowt baby cats drinkin da nipzbeers?
Purrrlease donts tell meowmie. I purrmise to behafe.
Okays, Crickett, jess donts boffur me; an I wonts tells.
Wells, wile we here, we mite as wells purrctice ourown belching MOL.
I duzn't noze why I effun comed her. I shudda node dat KeeKee wuds be making a fule of hisownself.
My brofurs jess as bad. I wuds raffur bees home, cuddling wiff my meowmie.
Mewsss gurlz, dese boyz is jess disgustin. Mebbe wee shuds go somewares else.
How duz mew finks I feels? KeeKee bees myown wink wink!
Oh mewsss, Mimi, I almose furgetted dat! I hopes he knot sew disgustin wen mew goze on dates.
I liffs wiff him; an, it hard to belief dat he never bees NOT disgustin.
Mew wuds bees surpurrised wat a gentlecat he ken bees. I onliest wish I haffent seed dis wiff myown eyes.
Let's goze an sees if ourown meowmies is here. (hic).
ZOE! Did mew drinks a nipzbeer?
heeheemewmew...jess a liddle one :)
In front of Funhouse
Sluggo: Mewsss kittens! I is here in my offishul kapacity as a ajent of da Tomzrule Klubb. I is cheking to see dat effurykitty hasing fun an stayings outta turrble.
Futzell: Wells, Sluggo, effuryfing bees OK, here at myown Funhouse. Has mew beed insides yet? You'll has lotsa fun; an, I is donashuning all da proffits to da Tomzrule Legal Defense Fund. Mew noze, sum gurlz is lawsuting us.
Sluggo: Oh..um..er.. wells, I duzn't has time rite now. A coarse, it knot cuz I ascarded a dem ghosties or nuffin likes dat. I too macho fur dat. I jess haff a job to due...hehemewmew.
Futzell: Iffen mew changes mewr mine, I wuds be glad to takes mew on a purrsonal trip fru dere.
Bini: Mew mew Murff...duz mew likes my new dress?
Murff: Mewsss, Bini...Mew luks furry beautifur today. Wuz mew ascarded in da fun house?
Bini: Onliest wen dat ghostie jump out at us.
Misty: Me, too, Bini! Dat ghostie scarded me; but, my fafurrite part wuz doze furrny mirras.
Moke: MOL Misty!! Dis mew sees how fat we all luked in dose mirras?
Futzell: I duzn't fink I luked so fat. I finked I luked kinda macho!!
Aimee: Oh mewsss, Futzell. Mew alla time luks macho to me. I is neffur ascard a nuffin wen I is wiff mew, my luff puff.
Futzell: I fink we shuds see if dere any gud fude aroun here.
Aimee: I wuds like to finds da litterbox, furst.
Misty & Bini: Mew mew mew...dat sound like a gud idea. We cuds freshun up a liddle bit afore we finds da fude.
Murff: Okays, wile mew gurlz goze to da litterbox, mebbe us guyz ken finds sum of da offur macho tomz.
Moke: I bet dey all at da Nipzbeer garden. Girls, wen mew dun wiff mewr "freshinin up"; jess follows mewr ears to da sound a belchin. Dat ware we wills be.
For Hellion's Kissing Booth
Mewss Chrissy, isn't dat mewr wink wink, Sampson, sellings da kissies?
Dat shure is, Orbit. Dat why I is here, to makes shure know gurlz comes bak fur seckonds!
I wishes dat my catsum Fernando wuds aks me to be his wink wink. Mebbe iffen I flirts wiff dat gud lukin agent offur dere, Ferny mite comes by and gets jellus.
Oh, mew means Mr. McTavish? I fink he bees here on offishul agenting buzness.
Sigh....mew is sew lucky to has mewr furry own wink wink.
I noze. I luffs my Sampson furry many.
Heys Hellion! How comes mewr kisses costes a hole pound an myown kisses onliest costes a haffa pound?
Mewss Sampson. Dat acause dis is MY boof; an, I maked da rools.
Wells, Hellion, I duzn't fink dat furry fare. I makes reel gud whisker kisses; an all da gurlz wants to kisses wiff me.
Too bad! I da boss here, jess likes at home.
(to himself). I'll shows her. I kisses sew many gurlz dat I wills makes more pounds den she due.
Okays, effurybody. Gets in line. Furstest comes furstest kissed :).
Mewsss Mr. McTavish, wat duz mew fink abouts me aksing Hellion to bees my wink wink?
Wells, Bear, dat ups to mew. I jess here to bee shure nokitty steels no kisses wiffout paying fur dem; butt, she shure a purrty gurl. I wishes I cuds get in line fur a kiss or two. heeheemewmew
I gesses I betfur goze an gets in line afore da offur tomz buys alla da Hellions kisses. I glad mew isn't in dat line. I duzn't needs any more compurrtishun.
Mew betfur hurries up. Dere a lotta rowdy tomz at da Nipzbeer Garden; an I hears dey coming dis ways.
Fanks fur da warning. Mebbe I wills gets my kiss and goze offur dere an sees fur myownself.
Mewsss Bear, iffen mew aks me to bees mewr wink wink, mew wuds neffur has to pays fur kisses agin.
Um..er...ah...wee wills see, my luffly Hellion. We wills see.
Hellion and Bear: