Susan....I'm gonna divide the cats into kind of four sections, like the kitties are; so, you can put the dialog between the sections, if you want to, or put it all on the bottom. Actually, if you can do it, I think it would be better to put the dialog in between the batches of kitties. Otherwise, it might be kind of long???

SECTION 1

Ben (Bentley Marlowe?):
How's it going, Sampson?

Sampson:
Mewsss Ben, we gots lotsa cusfurmers; and, dat gud, cuz I donashuning all da proseeds to da Tomzrule Legal Defenses Fund. Ken I gets mew a nipzbeer? It on da howse fur all agents.

Ben:
Wells, I is on offishul doodie; butt, I gesses a liddle one wuds bees okays.

Chrissy:
Mew boyz betfur knot drinks too meny a doze nipzbeers cuz it make mew ack all sillie.

Sampson:
Mewsss Chrissy. It two lates fur worry abouts dat. I fink KeeKee giffing belching lessins to Sir Petey. MOL!

Chrissy:
Oh, pooor Mimi. She muss bees sew empurrassed.

SECTION 2

Nosey Parker:
Boy O boy, duz I needs a nipzbeer. I haff beed warshin an wacksin my mofurcycel all mornin.

Moke:
Wells, NP, mew haf comed to da rite purrlace. I isn't hasing any cuz I bees on offishul doodie. It a gud fing Mr. McTavish sended too ajentz to diz boof. Luk like da Ben alreddy gettin nipzed.

Nosey Parker:
Dat Ben a gud ajent; but, he haff a nipzbeer purrblem MOL.

Dragon:
I shure glad I jess hear as a gest. I feels like hasing meny nipzbeers, todai.

Sam Da Man:
I haffed a buncha nipzbeers (hic) afore mew guyz gotted here. I is trying to furgets dat my furry own sisfur, da Delli, bees lawsooting all us tomz.

Moke:
Mewsss Sam, it muss be ruff liffing wiff sew meny sisfurs, specially wen one bees a Cattorney At Law, like da Delli.

Dragon:
I heared dat KeeKee own sisfur lawsooting him fur defamating her karackter an steeling her turkeymeat.

Sam Da Man:
Deze is tuff tiems we liffs in. I fink I wills goze an heps mize gud buddie, KeeKee, giff da belchin lessins.

SECTION 3

KeeKee:
Likes dis, Sir Petey!
Brrrowwwwupppp!

Sir Petey:
Oh mewsss KeeKee, I is affurd I wills neffur bees sew gud as mew is.

KeeKee:
Wells, mebbe mew hasent haffed enuff nipzbeers jess yet. Goze an gets anufur one. Den drinks it furry fass, opens mewr mouf reel bigg an lett er rip.

Sir Petey:
I has one rite here. (guzzle, gobble, gulp)...Ok, I is ready!!.....buurrp. Hey, how wuz dat?

KeeKee:
MOL Sir Petey. Mew jess keeps purrcticing. Mew'll get it. heeheemewmew.

Crickett:
Mew mew mew KeeKee, I wanna learns how to belches, too!

KeeKee:
Mewsss Crickett, mew is jess a babie. Mew bearly jess ole enuff to learns how to drinks nipzbeers MOL. Waits till mew bees fife year ole, likes me.

Coltrane:
Crickett, wat mew effun duing here? I is gonna tells meowmie on mew.

Bailey:
Yeah, Coltrane, duzn't dere bees no laws abowt baby cats drinkin da nipzbeers?

Crickett:
Purrrlease donts tell meowmie. I purrmise to behafe.

Coltrane:
Okays, Crickett, jess donts boffur me; an I wonts tells.

Bailey:
Wells, wile we here, we mite as wells purrctice ourown belching MOL.

SECTION 4

Bambi:
I duzn't noze why I effun comed her. I shudda node dat KeeKee wuds be making a fule of hisownself.

Zoe:
My brofurs jess as bad. I wuds raffur bees home, cuddling wiff my meowmie.

Alexia:
Mewsss gurlz, dese boyz is jess disgustin. Mebbe wee shuds go somewares else.

Mimi:
How duz mew finks I feels? KeeKee bees myown wink wink!

Alexia:
Oh mewsss, Mimi, I almose furgetted dat! I hopes he knot sew disgustin wen mew goze on dates.

Bambi:
I liffs wiff him; an, it hard to belief dat he never bees NOT disgustin.

Mimi:
Mew wuds bees surpurrised wat a gentlecat he ken bees. I onliest wish I haffent seed dis wiff myown eyes.

Zoe:
Let's goze an sees if ourown meowmies is here. (hic).

Alexia:
ZOE! Did mew drinks a nipzbeer?

Zoe:
heeheemewmew...jess a liddle one :)


In front of Funhouse

Sluggo: Mewsss kittens! I is here in my offishul kapacity as a ajent of da Tomzrule Klubb. I is cheking to see dat effurykitty hasing fun an stayings outta turrble.

Futzell: Wells, Sluggo, effuryfing bees OK, here at myown Funhouse. Has mew beed insides yet? You'll has lotsa fun; an, I is donashuning all da proffits to da Tomzrule Legal Defense Fund. Mew noze, sum gurlz is lawsuting us.

Sluggo: Oh..um..er.. wells, I duzn't has time rite now. A coarse, it knot cuz I ascarded a dem ghosties or nuffin likes dat. I too macho fur dat. I jess haff a job to due...hehemewmew.

Futzell: Iffen mew changes mewr mine, I wuds be glad to takes mew on a purrsonal trip fru dere.

Far left

Bini: Mew mew Murff...duz mew likes my new dress?

Murff: Mewsss, Bini...Mew luks furry beautifur today. Wuz mew ascarded in da fun house?

Bini: Onliest wen dat ghostie jump out at us.

Middle

Misty: Me, too, Bini! Dat ghostie scarded me; but, my fafurrite part wuz doze furrny mirras.

Moke: MOL Misty!! Dis mew sees how fat we all luked in dose mirras?

Far right

Futzell: I duzn't fink I luked so fat. I finked I luked kinda macho!!

Aimee: Oh mewsss, Futzell. Mew alla time luks macho to me. I is neffur ascard a nuffin wen I is wiff mew, my luff puff.

Futzell: I fink we shuds see if dere any gud fude aroun here.

Aimee: I wuds like to finds da litterbox, furst.

Misty & Bini: Mew mew mew...dat sound like a gud idea. We cuds freshun up a liddle bit afore we finds da fude.

Murff: Okays, wile mew gurlz goze to da litterbox, mebbe us guyz ken finds sum of da offur macho tomz.

Moke: I bet dey all at da Nipzbeer garden. Girls, wen mew dun wiff mewr "freshinin up"; jess follows mewr ears to da sound a belchin. Dat ware we wills be.


For Hellion's Kissing Booth

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Orbit:
Mewss Chrissy, isn't dat mewr wink wink, Sampson, sellings da kissies?

Chrissy:
Dat shure is, Orbit. Dat why I is here, to makes shure know gurlz comes bak fur seckonds!

Orbit:
I wishes dat my catsum Fernando wuds aks me to be his wink wink. Mebbe iffen I flirts wiff dat gud lukin agent offur dere, Ferny mite comes by and gets jellus.

Chrissy:
Oh, mew means Mr. McTavish? I fink he bees here on offishul agenting buzness.

Orbit:
Sigh....mew is sew lucky to has mewr furry own wink wink.

Chrissy:
I noze. I luffs my Sampson furry many.

Sampson:
Heys Hellion! How comes mewr kisses costes a hole pound an myown kisses onliest costes a haffa pound?

Hellion:
Mewss Sampson. Dat acause dis is MY boof; an, I maked da rools.

Sampson:
Wells, Hellion, I duzn't fink dat furry fare. I makes reel gud whisker kisses; an all da gurlz wants to kisses wiff me.

Hellion:
Too bad! I da boss here, jess likes at home.

Sampson:
(to himself). I'll shows her. I kisses sew many gurlz dat I wills makes more pounds den she due.

Hellion:
Okays, effurybody. Gets in line. Furstest comes furstest kissed :).

Bear:
Mewsss Mr. McTavish, wat duz mew fink abouts me aksing Hellion to bees my wink wink?

Mr. McTavish:
Wells, Bear, dat ups to mew. I jess here to bee shure nokitty steels no kisses wiffout paying fur dem; butt, she shure a purrty gurl. I wishes I cuds get in line fur a kiss or two. heeheemewmew

Bear:
I gesses I betfur goze an gets in line afore da offur tomz buys alla da Hellions kisses. I glad mew isn't in dat line. I duzn't needs any more compurrtishun.

Mr. McTavish:
Mew betfur hurries up. Dere a lotta rowdy tomz at da Nipzbeer Garden; an I hears dey coming dis ways.

Bear:
Fanks fur da warning. Mebbe I wills gets my kiss and goze offur dere an sees fur myownself.

Hellion:
Mewsss Bear, iffen mew aks me to bees mewr wink wink, mew wuds neffur has to pays fur kisses agin.

Bear:
Um..er...ah...wee wills see, my luffly Hellion. We wills see.

Hellion and Bear:
SMOOOOOCH!!!