MARY KATE AND ASHLEY:

Mary Kate:
W-A-C-K-E-R-S
Bitsy's Whackers is da best!!

Ashley:
Hit 'em high
Hit 'em low
Bitsy's Whackers
GO .. GO .. GO!

Mary Kate:
Hit that ball
Hit that ball
Waaaaay out!!

Ashley:
Whackers rule!
Boys drool!

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HENRIETA AND KEEKELLA

Henrieta:
W-A-C-K-O-S
Butsy's Whackos... Um, er....whatever
(Hey Keek...wot we doing here?)

Keekella:
Hit'em ..uh..um..yeah, wot she said!

(I duzn't noze, Hen; but, I fink I is wearing a bazeer!)

Henrieta:
Hit that ball
(sorry, I tripped. Dese ain't my shoes!)

Keekella:
Whackos drool
(oops, I fink I gots dat one wrong)


CATDOM NATIONAL ANTHEM

Oh, say can you see,
that our eyes are so bright

  How we swish our proud tails,
while we chase all of the mousies

  Our soft fur flies so wild,
as with grace we take flight.

  O'er the back yards we run,
behind all the nice housies.

  We are cats and we're proud.
When we're mad we are loud.

Which just pro-oves to you.
That us kitties do rule!

  Oh, say don't you all wish that you co-uld be so fi-ine,
In this la-and of the kitty and the home of the feline.


WHACKERS THEME SONG

We're Bitsy's Whackers; watch us play.
We will beat those boys today!
We will kick their butts, and send them home in sha-a-a-ame!

Yes, we've practiced every day;
While the boys just want to play.
'Cause we know that this is more than just a game!

We'll make them cry;
And then we'll show them why!
We'll strike them out;
And, then we'll watch them pout!

If we have to, we will humiliate!
We are girls!
We are the best!!

    We're the Whackerrrrrrs......!